I do what I please, and I lie through my teeth

time_bomb18 @ 2007-03-27T22:05:00

2007-03-28T02:06:43Z

god daammnnnnnnnn.

time_bomb18 @ 2005-12-02T20:29:00

2005-12-03T01:30:35Z

I love penis.

time_bomb18 @ 2005-11-28T23:55:00

2005-11-29T04:55:36Z

hey barry, can u c this, lol

sewing my face back together.

2005-11-13T00:32:12Z

ohhhh yeah, yesterday we went to see Nine Inch Nails in Montreal.

I'd say its tied with the Red Hot Chili Peppers/Queens of the Stone Age/The Mars Volta concert I went to, as the best concert I've ever been to.

I'll break it down for you.

Negatives:
Death From Above 1979

Positives:
Everything else.

Even the pictures from my cell phone are better than Death From Above 1979.

LET'S GO!

Gas stations in Quebec like to celebrate Vin Diesel as much as I do.

Karisa during Death From Above 1979.

An example of Marisa's awesome photography skills.

DFA 1979!!!!!

Barry after DFA 1979, in a van.

Me after DFA 1979, in a van.

OMOMOMGGG QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE.

My brother calls them QOTSA.

Barry after Queens of the Stone Age.

Me after Queens of the Stone Age.

THEN Nine Inch Nails were kind enough to come melt our faces off.

Thats not a comet crashing to earth, it's Trent Reznor.

Barry after Nine Inch Nails.

Me after Nine Inch Nails.

and look at how close we were.

Oops.

2005-10-17T23:40:39Z

Today I was flying really high in the sky when I had the sudden urge to urinate. Try as I might to ignore it and hold it back, it became too much. I peed my pants.
Dear the person who is now wearing my urine on their head,
I am sorry.
Love,
Craig

time_bomb18 @ 2005-09-24T23:42:00

2005-09-25T03:43:16Z

I'm bad. B-b-b-b-b-bad.

Bad to the bone.

thats not the next line

2005-09-03T01:59:42Z

I know you all are so excited to hear about my new winter coat. well I got it. I've inclosed a picture of me wearing the coat. Except the picture was so gi-normous that I had to crop it. here you go.

Also, big news, I updated my fancy schematic:

how awesome is that.

also, my mom just got home.

Shit, son.

2005-06-09T03:26:05Z

Today Robert Smith called me up and was like "let's go golfing" so we did, but ended up hitting about three balls and giving up. I shot the ball the most far, it was like 8 feet or something. Did pretty good I would say. After I kicked Rob's ass at the hitting far contest we rented a cart and toured around. We stopped at a tree and Robert pulled out an acoustic and played a song, it sucked.
So I asked for the guitar and tryed to show a chord, I call it the C chord... for Craig, he tried telling me that's already a chord and I got offended kicked his cast and stormed off.

When I got from golfing I took a nap. Then I was thinking about how gangsta I am and I suddenly realized that I'd never seen a dark skinned emo person before. So I got to wondering what a dark skinned person (such as myself) would look like emo.
So I did an experiment.

Turns out he couldn't part with his bling, so we can to a compromise. If you zoomed in you'd see the heart is made of "ice"

time_bomb18 @ 2005-02-05T21:45:00

2005-02-06T02:46:15Z

I felt like updating because i found this funny.

yeah thats pretty much it.

Friends Only

2004-11-27T22:47:15Z

Because I'm a suspicious bastard.

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