I do what I please, and I lie through my teeth

I do what I please, and I lie through my teeth

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Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

10:05 pm

god daammnnnnnnnn.
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Friday, December 2nd, 2005

8:29 pm

I love penis. current mood: Penis current music: ByeByeBye - N*Sync
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Monday, November 28th, 2005

11:55 pm

hey barry, can u c this, lol
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Sunday, November 27th, 2005

8:46 pm - omg, title.

Craig has been getting headaches a lot lately. He wants to tell you why. Well, Why he thinks hes getting headaches. His hypothesis is that he gets headaches on the daily because one of his wisdom teeth is coming in. He would like to remind you all that last time he had a wisdom tooth come in, he came down with some weird mouth disease. Which included fever like symptoms. Not to forget the Cankor Sores all through his mouth and throat. He did not enjoy it until he was prescribed with Tylenol 3's.

Also, he would like you to know that the street light outside his window has burnt out, leaving his room drastically darker at night time.

This is where Craig ends his latest LiveJournal Entry.

current mood: turd person
current music: cue oh tee ess eh

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Saturday, November 12th, 2005

6:07 pm - sewing my face back together.

( I was thinkin' 'bout my doorbell ) current mood: killing in the name of
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Monday, October 17th, 2005

7:38 pm - Oops.

Today I was flying really high in the sky when I had the sudden urge to urinate. Try as I might to ignore it and hold it back, it became too much. I peed my pants.
Dear the person who is now wearing my urine on their head,
I am sorry.
Love,
Craig
( PS. I have enclosed this picture that I drew as a peace offering. I hope you like it. )

current mood:

embarrassed
current music: Ludacris- Pimping All Over the World.

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Saturday, September 24th, 2005

11:42 pm

I'm bad. B-b-b-b-b-bad. Bad to the bone. current mood: Bad. current music: La Tortura - Shakira.
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Friday, September 2nd, 2005

9:45 pm - thats not the next line

( my hands are sticky and i dont know why )
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Wednesday, June 8th, 2005

11:14 pm - Shit, son.

Today Robert Smith called me up and was like "let's go golfing" so we did, but ended up hitting about three balls and giving up. I shot the ball the most far, it was like 8 feet or something. Did pretty good I would say. After I kicked Rob's ass at the hitting far contest we rented a cart and toured around. We stopped at a tree and Robert pulled out an acoustic and played a song, it sucked.
So I asked for the guitar and tryed to show a chord, I call it the C chord... for Craig, he tried telling me that's already a chord and I got offended kicked his cast and stormed off.

When I got from golfing I took a nap. Then I was thinking about how gangsta I am and I suddenly realized that I'd never seen a dark skinned emo person before. So I got to wondering what a dark skinned person (such as myself) would look like emo.
So I did an experiment.

Turns out he couldn't part with his bling, so we can to a compromise. If you zoomed in you'd see the heart is made of "ice"

current mood:

emo
current music: bad relationships and crying.

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Saturday, February 5th, 2005

9:45 pm

I felt like updating because i found this funny. yeah thats pretty much it.
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Saturday, November 27th, 2004

5:45 pm - Friends Only

Because I'm a suspicious bastard. Comment if you want to be added. comment if you dont want to be added. just comment.
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